Where’s Maaaaaaahmeee?!? Boo! Here, I am with a ginormo, “Thank you, friendlies” attached to my perma-smiley! What is that I hear? Whaaat? A little louder? OH! Halle-friggin’-lujah! We made the Top 25 Moms with…
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I’d like to take this moment of silence and pay tribute to my poor tongue. She’s covered in cankers. The above mentioned recipe calls for 1/4 of a pineapple. There’s only 1/4 left. I’m…
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“At home, I serve the kind of food I know the story behind.” -Michael Pollen THE DIRTY DOZEN... Meaning those foods that are most contaminated… meaning the ones that are essential {if you’re not…
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You chicken! Who you callin’ Chicken, ya rotten Turkey!?! Funny that two insults can be moooshed together to make AMAZINGLY delicious meatballs! You won’t be thinkin’ twice about using beef ever again. Surprise your…
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Sit your cute self down and take a deep breath! I know you’re saying, “Holy Frozen Mittens on Kittens! Nordies? For reals?!!? How do I friggin’ win this!?!??!!” I’m gettin’ there. Simmer for 2…