Ruff Day


Dear Mom,

I think it’s safe to say you’re not getting enough sleep. Take a lesson or two from me and try dozing most of the day. It’s quite relaxing and I swear it results in a shinier coat.

You know, lately this whole growing another kid inside your belly bit has got your apron strings all tied up in knots.

Hmmm… how to put this mildly.

You’re going a little cray cray.

Maybe you should try begging Dad for biscuits, or try nipping at his pant legs for a belly rub. At least take some alone time together to go out in the yard and bark at squirrels.

It’d be good for you both.

But since we’re already in this little situation and brother is out of harms way, can we still go for our walk? Just like old times? (And by that I mean, kidless.)

Also, can I have a treat for all this unsolicited advice?

Please and thanks.

Paws & Kisses,
LuLu

P.S. I accidentally stole Gage’s socks yesterday. And they may or may not be hidden between the couch cushions.

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